“(whispering): Hey, you guys want to hear a secret? I've been to Candyland. They have sheep there. Their fleece is multi-colored. But instead of wool... (loudly): COTTON. CANDY. *click*”
Transcribed by: masstreble
Phone Post: A secret:
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Bald-haired bossman You know him from work You'd think he was a virgin But he's got four kids Don't mean to imply And don't want no trouble But I'm…