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Sat, Aug. 6th, 2005, 12:03 pm
The grapefruit post.

Imagine a grapefruit. Proceed to imagine that grapefruit getting run over by a tank: the "Sploot!" sound it makes and such. Okay, now imagine thousands of grapefruits everywhere getting squished in all similar ways, the juice going everywhere, the chorus of "Sploot!"s.

This exercise had no philosophical significance, I just thought it would make you smile.

Sun, Aug. 7th, 2005 02:26 am (UTC)
guido_jacobs

Oops. *spl-sploot* *spish splash* *drip drip drip* *squeaky squeaky* *shiny clean shoes sounds*

Sun, Aug. 7th, 2005 03:43 am (UTC)
ghostangel

*licks the pavement* Waste of perfectly good grapefruits! T_T

Sun, Aug. 7th, 2005 05:33 am (UTC)
holohedron

The future is a boot stomping on a tasty breakfast food -- forever.

Sun, Aug. 7th, 2005 07:10 am (UTC)
masstreble

Instead of the, say, five minutes one would expect.